I don't know about everyone, but I find cell-phone users can trigger in me thoughts most shameful and unworthy. That real estate twit in the next restaurant booth who's babbling about the property he's about to show, that moronic woman prattling in the check-out line as she fumbles with her merchandise and payment ... haven't you ever wished at least small plagues on those people? Well, the kharmic wheels do crank around:

Dr. Siegal Sadetzki, an epidemiologist and lecturer at Tel Aviv University recently published the results of a study in the American Journal of Epidemiology that found heavy cell phone users were subject to a higher risk of both benign and malignant tumors of the salivary gland.

Read the rest of the short article here. Aren't you a little ashamed of small thrill you felt?