The Miss Bay Rat beauty pageant is always a high point of the festival. It often seems that there will be no entrants, but the boys nip along on the brews during the day and talk themselves into it. Then, they apparently run home and borrow clothes from their girlfriends or wives. You would not mistake the contestants for shonuf real girls. Pipe the calf muscles on that one; not even city girls who wear heels can grow muscles like that.