I like 'em, you like 'em, so why not? Another blonde joke:
A blonde from Dallas, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman."
She began going door to door and walked up to this large home knocked on the door and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," Russ Potts said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" Russ agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.
Russ's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" Russ responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" His wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" Russ asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied," and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, Russ reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."