On pretty complete returns, Clinton and Romney are running ahead in their respective caucuses in Nevada. A Clinton v. Romney election in November would be enough to make me wonder if live bait will be available on election day so I can go fishing or if there might be a third-party candidate a guy could stand to vote for. Both parties could replace their totemic animal with weasels if those two go.
Interesting aside: when I looked last, Ron Paul was running second -- a distant second, but second nonetheless -- to Romney. McCain was just a few votes behind Paul.