A child of the Southwest and of the 50s -- a woman who knew me well once said, 'Yeah, the 1850s.' Generally culturally conservative and distrustful of new and improved innovative change. Very seldom overtly serious, but many a truth is spoke in jest and all of my truths are. Worked my way through UT when I was up in my 30s. If I'd, by some horrible miscalculation ended up in Bryan, I would've worked my way through that school over there. Have worked all over in printing and publishing. I've held a bunch of jobs and quit all of them but one. I am a journeyman printer and followed the trade and heard its dying gasps as it was throttled by technological change. I had a sponsored blog on a newspaper but quit the job.
Forgive me now, no time to chat. I have a triathlon to participate in (I mean win), then a meeting with the President AND the Queen so they can receive my plan for world peace in 4 short days, and THEN I will travel to Harvard to give them my plans for building an intergalactic ship that travels twice the speed of sound while using hamsters in running wheels as its only source of power; after which I will join Daniel Radcliffe for a bit of an Irish Jig/Calligraphy session.
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This wass hilarious!
See, I always knew! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!
Forgive me now, no time to chat. I have a triathlon to participate in (I mean win), then a meeting with the President AND the Queen so they can receive my plan for world peace in 4 short days, and THEN I will travel to Harvard to give them my plans for building an intergalactic ship that travels twice the speed of sound while using hamsters in running wheels as its only source of power; after which I will join Daniel Radcliffe for a bit of an Irish Jig/Calligraphy session.
Because I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!
Now where's my award?
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