Monday, January 9, 2012

Res ipsa loquitur

Man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested
Wanna guess where?

6 comments:

Sugar Magnolia said...

Well, doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo, and rama lama ding dong, that figures.

But what I wanna know is, who put the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp, who put the dip in the dip-da-dip-da-dip? Because to the very bottom of my boogity-boogity-boogity-shoo, I think that hey, nonny ding-dong alang alang alang, boom-bah-doh, ba-doo, ba-doodle-ay, and sh-boom, sh-boom, yadadadadada, life could be a dream, sweetheart!

Now I tell you, a-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird, a-well-a, bird, bird, a-bird, a-bird is the word BBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaahhhhhhh....Pappa-oom-mow-mow, a-poppa-oom-mow-mow. The witch doctor told me what to do, though. He said "Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang....." Sage advice.

Then I told Louie: "Louie, Louie," I said, "Me gotta go. Ay-yi-yi-yi," I said, "A-Louie, Louie, oh baby, me gotta go."

Today, I saw semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower, elementary penguin singing hare krishna, and man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

So tell ol' Beebop Beezow-bop-bop-whatever that Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa and Yusef Islam are waiting for him to get a job, sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na, yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip, mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum, get a job, sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na.

The Loon said...

and a beebop a loo bop a lim bam boo, to you shug. i'm impressed.

Pilot said...

Shirley shirley bo birley.....banana panna.......and he has a penchant for weapons and drugs. If it was 1979, I'd search his place for PCP.........

Sugar Magnolia said...

Not many people understand my insanity. I'm impressed that you're impressed, Mr. Loon.

Sugar Magnolia said...

Hey, Pilot - did you ever have a friend nicknamed "Lucky" that you could make fun of in that song? Not that I ever did anything like that myself....

Yeah, the weapons and drugs thing. Some people just need crutches. Others are naturally crazy. I get mine cheap and honest.

Edith Ann said...

I was impressed, too! That was good!