Campaigns already

His Oliness recently announced his candidacy for re-election to the office of president, sparking on a blog I like a really funny bunch of suggestions for a campaign slogans. Some examples:

Give Me a Second Chance, And I'll Prove You Are Worthy of Me

O'12: Able to manage 50% more simultaneous wars than anyone else.

Change we can bereave in

Confident Smugness For An Uncertain World

No Matter What Crisis I Cause, I Will Remain Serenely Above It

And a nice one from a disappointed lefty: 'Nowhere Man 2012: Because Everyone Else Is Worse.'