The students at an MLK Day banquet in – where else? – California managed to feel offended because the menu featured fried chicken and waffles. The egregious human-rights violation occurred at Cal-Irvine.
UC Irvine student Ricardo Sparks, the 20-year-old co-chairman of the university's Black Student Union, lodged a formal complaint with the administration.
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[The director of communications for the Black Student Union said], "It takes all the radicalism and activism that we tried to do with the symposium and then [the cafeteria] serves chicken and waffles and takes away from all the stuff that we did."
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here. The university, of course, did the obligatory ritual grovel for the silly bastards. Nothing undercuts your revolutionary agenda as badly as fried chicken and waffles. When the biggest bitch you can muster is chicken and waffles, you've pritnear run out of bitches. Give 'em the same gray roast beef and soggy peas that everyone else gets.
"There is nothing quite so enjoyable as a huge, living, daily increasing grievance that does one no palpable harm." – Anthony Trollope, "Can You Forgive Her?"