A child of the Southwest and of the 50s -- a woman who knew me well once said, 'Yeah, the 1850s.' Generally culturally conservative and distrustful of new and improved innovative change. Very seldom overtly serious, but many a truth is spoke in jest and all of my truths are. Worked my way through UT when I was up in my 30s. If I'd, by some horrible miscalculation ended up in Bryan, I would've worked my way through that school over there. Have worked all over in printing and publishing. I've held a bunch of jobs and quit all of them but one. I am a journeyman printer and followed the trade and heard its dying gasps as it was throttled by technological change. I had a sponsored blog on a newspaper but quit the job.
Ramped, eh? See, you remarked on that one, while I have taken your advice to not let them get to me like that. As far as "castorate", in might be that they were referring to having their "mawmaw" to force castor oil upon them. Then on the other hand, they could have been envisioning that they truly would have enjoyed using that portable green guillotine present in most offices, to exact punishment on the people in question. It's always so difficult to decipher the thought of less than literate rednecks.....ain't that right?
Actually, herself sent those to me; I didn't winkle them out on my own. I considered the castor oil explanation. ODs of castor oil might be punishment enough. Didn't the Italian fascists force castor oil down the throats of political opponents?
Do you think they should take the time to conversate with the culprit before they castorate them?
Re: the meth addicts, I have picture in my head of a drug rehab facility designed with something like a dog run, but with on and off ramps added for ease of access.
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Ramped, eh? See, you remarked on that one, while I have taken your advice to not let them get to me like that. As far as "castorate", in might be that they were referring to having their "mawmaw" to force castor oil upon them. Then on the other hand, they could have been envisioning that they truly would have enjoyed using that portable green guillotine present in most offices, to exact punishment on the people in question. It's always so difficult to decipher the thought of less than literate rednecks.....ain't that right?
Actually, herself sent those to me; I didn't winkle them out on my own. I considered the castor oil explanation. ODs of castor oil might be punishment enough. Didn't the Italian fascists force castor oil down the throats of political opponents?
Do you think they should take the time to conversate with the culprit before they castorate them?
Re: the meth addicts, I have picture in my head of a drug rehab facility designed with something like a dog run, but with on and off ramps added for ease of access.
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