Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Little Me does it again
Little Me, the Vicad arts reporter, continues to share with us every detail of her fascinating and glamorous life. We are so lucky. In today's Page 1 piece she wrote, in part, "… I had horrific visions of perky girls named Brandi and Christi using their hot pink talons to try and stuff me into a 52-layered white cream puff that weighed as much as Rhode Island. …" Apparently someone named Aprill-with-two-ells is entitled to make a little fun of someone named Brandi-with-an-eye. To me one is a month, misspelled, and the other is something I like after dinner, likewise misspelled. Neither is a name. Little Me's solipsism just knocks me out, but not in a good way.
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Take solace in the fact that they let this me bridezilla story die after a day and ran some useful hurricane related pieces....that is unless it comes back in a day or so as one of her Vicad Entertainment video productions, like the vacation with her mom and dad where she bragged of jumping off a mountain tethered to a N.Z. "hunk". I am quite certain that Schnookumsbear sitting back in Victoria loved reading that one. They just need to pick another stalwart Advocate column(are there any left?)and replace it with an "Aprill Showers Bring Maye Flowers" regular feature.
and if the stream of dear diary "articles" isn't enough, one of the bloggers had the audacity to suggest she be included in the "Crossroads ten most fascinating people".....
Like, gag me with a spoon, okay? I mean, like, this chick just like think she's so gnarly, okay, and, like, she's just SO lame, right? I mean, like, TOTALLY!, ya know? Like, really.....
WHOA. I think some of the silliness that is "little me" just leaped off the FRONT PAGE of the Crapocate, er, I mean, the Advocate, and inserted itself into the area where common sense once resided. Do you suppose it's catching? Let's hope not. But I swear, my IQ went down at least 10points just seeing her name on the front page. LIKE, GAG ME WITH A SPOON, OKAY?????
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