Sinister implications?

I was watching some CNN dealy on the candidates this evening and noticed that both of them were signing autographs with their left hands. Does this bode evil? Is it bad joss? Did you know that 'joss' comes from the Portuguese word for God [deus], which is like the Spanish word for God, which goes back a long way to something like Ju, as in Ju-piter, God the father [you can see that father in piter], and Jupiter's Greek forebear, Zeus, father of the gods? Trade pidgin, it is. Lots of Portuguese in pidgins because they were all over the place in the 15th and 16th Centuries.